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 Please Say I Do, Benny or whatever idfk
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 Posted: Feb 4 2017, 08:12 PM
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Barrett was absolutely smashed.

He and Penny had more than enough to drink at the bar, but they hadn’t stopped there when they probably should have. He wasn’t even sure where they were in Westhaven if he was honest with himself, but he was with Penny and that didn’t matter as much as it should have. Sober him would have never approved of the thoughts he had while he waited for Penny outside a convenience store, eyeing a jewelry store in a hotel across the street. If sober him knew, he would have been more than mad at drunk him for the thoughts about the girl he was waiting for in the store that ran through his head.

It wasn’t like anyone could tie Barrett down, and he was actually scared of being shackled to one woman. So if asked, he could never tell anyone 100% why his mind had been so positive that this was what he wanted, but the words were lounging around on the tip of his tongue as he waited. To him sober, marriage was something too binding for his tastes. But drunk? Well it was all the sex you ever needed in one place. What was so bad about that?

He turned as the bell chimed and the feisty blonde emerged from the store. His words were slurred and he was clearly out of it, but he was sure that wouldn’t matter to her since they had equal amounts to drink. “Ey’, Penny.” He said, drunk obviously triumphing over sobriety tonight as he got down on one knee and everything, nearly toppling onto his face in the process. “Marry me?” it was likely the most unromantic thing ever, but what was stopping drunk Barrett? Because if anyone thought it was that, then they were fifty shades of wrong.

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Penny had never been this drunk in her life. How was she awake? How was she still moving? How was she in a convenience store, slamming down a selection of wine and spirits and waiting for the worker to bag them up for her? It was insane, crazy, but Penny was loving the adrenaline mixed with the fading nausea. She’d vomited about ten minutes ago onto a gutter cat. Poor cat, but Penny had only felt sorry for herself.

When asked for money, Penny slammed a lot of notes on the counter and told the worker to keep the change. She’d drastically, drastically overpaid him. Any sober person could see that from the thick wad (all of her emergency money) she’d handed over in relation to the much smaller fee he’d asked for. But the worker of the convenience store open twenty-four hours wasn’t about to stop her from walking out and demand she took her change. Penny wasn’t the only drunken fool he’d dealt with tonight. He was considering this a much needed bonus.

“Baaaarrett~!”
she sang back as she held up the two blue bags. The bottles clinked together.

Barrett was the first – and probably the last – guy to get down on one knee for her. Penny’s brain, much like Barrett’s, didn’t see the issue. Hey, they’d partied all across the city drunk together. He was alright in her eyes, and all a marriage meant that they were tied together for forever fucking. That didn't seem like a bad thing at all.

“Shuure, babe,”
she slurred back, tottering over to give him a sloppy kiss on his lips. She placed the bags of alcohol down on the floor, naturally cautious now of breaking the bottles, and then thrust out her left hand.

“Put it on me then,” she told him, equally as unromantic.
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She agreed, and Barrett was happy with the kiss she placed on him. Well, this was just great. Now they had booze, the party was already had, all they needed was a wedding. There should have been something in place two prevent two completely plastered people from getting married, but there was none, leaving them free to do just that. When she expected a ring, he shook his head, pointing out the Jewlery shop in a nearby hotel. “You gotta pick one out. Ya’ think ah have an eye for jewelry?” Any girl who thought that would probably hate what Barrett ended up picking, even sober. He wasn’t exactly someone who knew anything about that.

No, instead he took Penny’s outstretched hand and picked up the bags on the floor, careful not to drop their stash as he led her towards the store. Open late? The jewler probably wished he wasn’t as the loud country man and the Ioanan lady entered the store. “Pick one out, jus’ remember we still need ta’ get married, means I gotta’ have money fer’ that too.” Even drunk, Barrett was still a very frugal young man. Always counting his pennies, it didn’t stop just because he had a few drinks.

Unlike his bride to be, apparently.

He’d wait as she looked through the display, patiently, wondering what she’d pick out. What was it that a girl like Penny would like. Sure, he could afford a decent ring, but he was no Oliver Triston that was for damn sure. But he didn’t say anything else, giving Penny time to make a selection. Personally, he would have gone with some sort of gem like sapphire, that had always been some of the prettiest ones to him, and he never got the appeal of an expensive but clear rock like diamond. But they were supposed to be a girl’s best friend or however that went, and the choice was Penny’s.


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“Ohhh,”
Penny drawled, hand dropping into his. Her bad. With her blurred vision, she’d sworn she’d seen the glimmer of a diamond on a sheen of white gold. “Well let’s go get oooone.”

They went to go get one. What a jeweller was doing keeping his shop open at this hour was his own predicament. Penny didn’t have time to think about how weird that was as she took to looking at all the pretty rings hidden behind glass.

Peering closely at one, Penny’s nose hit the glass with a small thud. She giggled as she pulled back, making the smudge on the glass worse as she tried to wipe it.

“Go’it, go’it,”
she mumbled back to his money worrying. Penny didn’t care how much the ring was worth (she did, however, care about things like that when sober), she just wanted an Itris-damned ring.

She finally spotted one she liked.

“That one,”
she sang, pressing a slender finger against the glass. “I want that one.”

Penny was pointing at a thin band of white gold which diverged into two to grasp the oval ruby in the centre. Studded on one part of the separated gold strands were tiny white gemstones. Diamonds or Swarovski crystals – Penny didn’t care. She just thought the ring was pretty and a red gemstone matched her fiery personality and all the hotness that was had when her and Barrett were in bed.

"Pretty please, Baaarreeett?"
she begged, turning to face her new fiancé. She made kissy faces at him, much to the amusement of the jeweller.
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Barrett waited patiently while Penny perused the selection of rings in the jeweler’s arsenal. There was a reason he was open, yes, exactly for situations like this. Was it morally correct to exploit drunk people for their money and bond them in matrimony? No. Was it an opportunity the hotel took anyway? Abso-fucking-lutely. So both men watched as Penny looked, and finally she made a choice, pointing out a crystal crusted ring featuring a beautiful Ruby in the center. Barrett looked at it, eyes half lidded as if he was trying to figure something out. Finally the man told him the price and he nodded. “Sold.”

The notes were placed down (Sober Barrett wouldn’t want to know how much this actually was), and he was given the ring with a delicate box. As they exited into the hotel lobby, Barret held out his hand for hers. “Needa’ ring fore’ we do all that married stuff dontcha’?” He asked, slipping the ring onto her finger carefully. It looked nice on her, and he was somehow glad that he brought it. Here they were at Goddess only knew what hour, Barrett holding bags of Liquor as Penny admired a new ring. They stood in the chapel for drunkards who were stupid enough to get slammed and bagged into marriage because their drunk selves thought it was a great idea.

Namely, Barrett Benson and Penelope Pippin, soon to be the Bensons whether sober them realized it or not. Barrett nodded at the chapel on the other side of the hotel lobby. Sober Barrett would later say places like this should be outlawed, but right now he couldn’t care less about vows or anything so long as they were bonded fuck buddies for life. If Sober Barrett could meet Drunk Barrett, he would have punched his lights out. “So, we doin’ this or not?” he asked with a slurr.



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Penny squealed with drunken delight as the jeweller placed her new ring in a pretty little box. She squealed again when Barrett cracked it open to place the ring on her finger, causing a few of the hotel staff to think they were genuine lovers, not just a pair of drunken fools. They clapped for the two half-halfheartedly (something in their contract said they had to for guests), and Penny held her hand up proudly to show off the ring and watch how the ruby reflected the light.

Blackout.

Penny’s night consisted of quite a few blackouts, all of them alcohol-induced. She couldn’t remember what had happened after she’d taken to admiring her ring nor how they’d gotten to this shady Vegas-style chapel but now, here they were, engaged and ready to marry.

“I meaaaaan,”
Penny drawled back.

“Yeaaah? You’re not getting cold feet on your fiancée now are youuu, Baaarreeet?” she slurred, giggling wildly.
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In the morning, Sober Barrett would wonder how all this happened and why. What possessed drunk Barrett to decide that legal marriage was a good idea? It was a question that in the future he still would never have the answer to. But the ball and chain along with the wicked hangover would remind him never to get this drunk again. The store employee and hotel staff didn’t seem to see anything wrong with them. To them, they weren’t drunk, that or the entirety of them just didn’t care, another likely option. If they were fool enough to cough up money, then who were they to complain? Just a cowboy and a hot slice of pizza, there was no need to suspect that they were drunk at all.

“Y’know, most girls wear a white dress to their weddin’. But ah’ prefer the one yer’ wearin’.” Barrett slurred as he wrapped his arms around Penny, one of his hands sliding south a little bit to make an example of his point. “Cold feet? Nawh, we can do it now.” He said, motioning to the chapel. He stole another alcohol infused kiss from Penny before taking her hand and leading her towards the chapel area of the hotel.

Who needed a proper wedding anyway? That was perfect drunk logic, and Barrett left Penny to her own devices for a moment as he discussed things with the Pastor, wherever he got his certificate of ministry from didn’t matter much to him now, and he shelled out what he had to in order to get a spot in the marriage lineup for tonight. Once he was done, he walked back over to Penny. “Apparently, we can be next, ain’t that good news. Sooner the better, that’s what my ma’ always told me, anyhow.” However, this was probably not what Barrett’s mother meant in the slightest.



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“White is for looosers,”
Penny drawled, giggling happily as Barrett’s arms explored her figure. It was fortunate that she was encapsulated in his arms. She lost her balance for a moment there, stumbling but kept upright thanks to him.

No thoughts entered Penny’s mind as she stood propped up against the wall, waiting for Barrett to return. Alcohol rendered her logic silent. There was no time to question what in the actual hell she was doing. This was a chapel, a proper one despite the gaudy appearance. The ministers within were all ordained. The people exiting were all legally married, like they would be in less than ten minutes now. Penny didn’t think about any of that. She didn’t know what she was thinking. She simply had an image of Barrett’s ass in her head. T’was a nice ass.

He returned, and Penny immediately latched herself onto his arm.

“Sooner is always better,”
she affirmed. “Ooh! This is so exciting! I don’t know why we didn’t do this sooner.”
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“Dunno’.” Barrett replied when Penny questioned why the swiftness of their choices hadn’t been swifter. Sober Barrett would have mentioned it was probably because neither of them wanted to be tied down to one single person, because neither of them wanted someone to call them “theirs”. They liked being single, promiscuous, they accepted each other for who they were and they didn’t want anything more than a good fuck when they were bored or what have you.

Sure, drunk Barrett’s reasoning was if they were married, it would mean sex all the time, and they’d never have to go far to find it. But sober Barrett would have argued that it was half the fun of being who he was.

“Ah’ guess we were just bein’ plain stupid.” He answered, though many could argue that they were in fact being stupid right now, Barrett didn’t think about that. No, all he could think about was the marriage to the beautiful woman on his arm, and all the fun that would follow. He had after all booked a honeymoon suite with the wedding, so that fun would certainly follow, and in style. “M’not sure ah’m really dressed to be a groom, but ah’ guess they don’t really care as long as they’re makin’ a dime.” He mentioned to his bride to be, before he heard his name.

“Ah’ guess we’re up. Ya’ make sure to smile fer’ the pastor. Show im’ what ah’ve got that he doesn’t.” He whispered, giving her backside an encouraging squeeze before heading down the aisle of the hotel’s chapel to go stand by the pastor. Barrett listened to the organ as the typical and arguably irritating music began to play, the kind that would have played at your traditional wedding as both Barrett and the Pastor waited for the bride to make her way down the aisle.



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Well, this was one thing Penny could cross off her list. Never in her life had she expected to ever get married, far too fond of the good ol’ fuck and chuck as she was, but now here was the music. That familiar tune played as Penny began to wiggle her booty and sashay up the aisle.

To Penny, or rather to drunk Penny, this was the most romantic wedding. There she was, a beautiful bride, about to marry the oh-so handsome new love of her life. In reality, the entire scene was hilarious, something out of a romcom. Both drunken fools were still in their Halloween costume so, instead, the bride was not a bride but rather still a slice of pizza.

Either way, pizza bride Penny reached the altar and took Barrett’s hand.

“I dooooo,”
she immediately slurred, not even giving the pastor chance to preach let alone to even ask the iconic question.

But, when he did, her words were the same.

“I dooooooo.

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